Larry was your everyday tortoise until one day, having consumed some expired milk, he became HERO LARRY NINJA HERO. He did not gain any special powers or skills; the curdled dairy only succeeded in rotting portions of his brain thus creating the dementia. Larry remains slow and lethargic, but to the untrained eye perhaps he is just plotting his next move. He enjoys watching John Wayne movies and listening to the elderly play piano. He is also cold blooded and accepts any hot water bottle donations.
THIS JUST GOT REAL! =D
LOL Great design.